Sandwich Folding Technique 3: The Art of Procrastination

By now, you should be well-versed in the fundamentals of sandwich folding. But let's take it up another notch! In this advanced technique, we'll delve into the art of folding your sandwich into an intricate, impossible shape.

Step 1: Prepare your sandwich as per usual. No need to get fancy here.

Step 2: Take your sandwich and fold it in half, then fold it in half again.

Step 3: Now, fold it into a triangle. Don't worry if it looks like a failed origami project – that's the point!

Step 4: Take the triangle you've created and fold it into a series of increasingly smaller triangles, each one more absurd than the last.

Step 5: Congratulations! You've achieved the impossible: a sandwich that's simultaneously folded and not folded at all.

But wait, there's more! You can also try our advanced variations:

Technique 4: The Umbrella Sandwich

Technique 5: Sandwich in a Hamster Ball

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

Technique 6: The Quantum Sandwich

Remember, these techniques are completely useless, but they're also kinda fun. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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